Smothered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.

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newjerseyguy 0

She is cheating on you and doesn't want the other boyfriend(s) to find out he or they aren't the only one(s)

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nuknfutz 2

i can completely relate... i was a "stalker" because i read a post thread n commented.

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perdix 29

Hey, you're messing up her game. By posting "I love you" on her wall, you are ruining the illusion of exclusivity she is giving several of her other boyfriends. You seem to have bought into it -- don't screw it up for everyone else. PS: Always use condoms with this one.

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ZielZone 4

dump the drama queen. she obviously lives her life through FB, not reality.

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Clayton2121 0

How long have you been going out is my question

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beavis417 0

how long have ya'll been together? maybe she just thinks its too soon or your going too fast. just saying from personal experience

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almira_fml 5

Oh no...she is hiding something..this may be a sign that she does not want her other "friends" know about your love...

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kzalone 0

I had a similar issue with my boyfriend, turned out he had been seeing a few other people from his Facebook and didn't want them to know- Solution- break up. It'll be easier now then later

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