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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

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Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML

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By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

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By LucyLollipop - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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Jesus H Christ

By bastard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

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Markovski 18

Wednesday 25 March 2015 23:57

That's rude. A dad should be more mindful and respectful, ESPECIALLY at a time like this.

DiamondGirlj 18

Wednesday 25 March 2015 23:57

Do the same thing if your invited to his anniversary

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mikepzz 27

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:13

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rinzler806 9

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:15

Lol woulda made a great line in a movie

abbyade 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:17

That's horrible. I hope hd didn't spoil your day and you had a lovely day regardless of your father's comment.

sammiixoxo 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:20

Well, maybe you should consider doing the same next time he invites you to a dinner or something.

PANDORUM89 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 8:10

Fighting fire with fire only makes a bigger fire.

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 26 March 2015 14:52

Fighting alcohol with alcohol makes huge mistakes

SweetasCandy0609 28

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:27

There is a time and place for everything and your wedding is not one of them he should have been more supportive as your father I'm sorry OP but congratulations on the wedding.

petrine 17

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:29

Not the best way to show his support, but he still came to your wedding :) Try to enjoy your day, and tell him how you felt about it later.

majesticprincess 19

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:32

And the father of the year award goes too....

i_lik_tomaters 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 14:34

Not him

feven 32

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:33

My aunt's daughter (so my cousin) hasn't talked to her mom for nearly 2 years because of something similar to this. My aunt never liked her husband so when they got married she acted like a bitch and only attended part of it. I feel bad for my aunt, though, because her daughter moved away and has no connections with her by age 25. I feel like this has to do with something else too but my family never tells me anything. So yeah moral of the story... Shit idk. Sorry for the essay

The_Skittish_One 27

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:39

That's really sad :( I hope that it was just the alcohol making him say things that he didn't really mean. I had a close family member threaten me the other day when he was drunk when he is normally the kindest, most gentle man I know. Sadly, alcohol can be a really big problem for some people. If this is a regular occurrence, he needs to get help. So sorry to hear it happened at what should be a very happy time for you OP.