Sneaky

By crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Better out then in that's what I always say.

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jewknowit710 2

I think I love you... lol

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cptmorgan6 8

Someone really likes the D.

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womanjesus 0

Mis. Monroe I've always been confused by your picture. you do realize that your face isn't shown, right?

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mismonroe 0

If you are on an app, pictures are resized. On an actual computer my whole picture is shown.

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mismonroe 0

Was it at least good dick? That's worth gas-masking it.

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angelo4chris 6

haha.. funny.. heyy girl.. give me those digits Lolz

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higgy6969 7

are you serious? or are you 5 years old?

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badmamajama123 0

come on guys, its not his fault he's stupid. he's canadian.

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cocobulla1 4

if he doesn't know what making love means, then he won't know what ******* means lol

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Vincanety 0

what's wrong with Canadians you **** tard

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aphelps 0

wow if u don't know what that means ur too young to be reading this stuff go ask ur parents if they can have "the talk" with u

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RedPillSucks 31

There's a Troooooollll in the dungeon!

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jacomarine89 5

That's what women are doing while men are ******* them.

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xGraycloud 4

... -_- you're not serious.

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Ghostkiller12345 9

45- WTF is your problem?? your either a dick or a dick. Canadians are 1 of the pacifiest and smartest people in the world. We arent like YOU asshole that yells around prejudices to everyone cuz i guess ur 1 of those people that put down people so you can put yourself upper but in fact you feel so hated and stupid so you take on everyone that have problems to get yourself upper but in fact your just low low low. So yah my point is you suck and doesnt habe the right to destroy people's life. ******

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felah17 6

What a retard!! Not even closed to being funny,#33. GTFO!!

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Ghostkiller12345 9

he still insulted us, yes I had a rage moment O_O sorry but no one's allowed to insult people because they're Canadians or whatever. It is just racist,as for my opinion, to call people stupid because of their homeland or anything, so screw that guy. Made my point

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Bakedgoods69 2

#196-For someone who claims to be smart because of your nationality you sure are an idiot. Furthermore, making fun of someones nationality (Canadian) isn't racist by definition. Why don't take your bitching and moaning some place else and don't forget to take a dictionary with you. If your a representative of Canada and its collective intelligence then Canadians are by far the least intelligent people I have come across yet. Get a clue ass munch!!

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Souners 3

FHL for having a girlfriend that bitches so much.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

well, everyone does it, even when having sex.. it's happened to me 3 times :(

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insanez58 11

this isnt even an fml, this happens all the time

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PopRocks14 0

45- Ironic how he lives in Canada LMAO

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