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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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You deserved it 4 302

By halien1982 - 03/01/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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You deserved it 715

By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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You deserved it 27 584

Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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You deserved it 58 098

Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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You deserved it 192

It's on me

By doubledown - 04/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML

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You deserved it 3 464

Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 00:00

Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML

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You deserved it 244

By Solo coffee - 28/06/2017 00:00

Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML

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You deserved it 467

By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 5 202

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:32

You should have said you were busy and rescheduled it. Don't let her think you're not interested at least.

XroxtarX 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:07

when u get ur paycheck take her out for drinks

Comments

unclepester 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:11

moderate my balls

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:11

couldn't you have just rescheduled? ydi.

mylifesucksserio 15

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:14

yeh that really does suck, but yeh you could have rescheduled

LadyClarik 8

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:30

No fml here. Just ask for a rain check. Set a date for next week. Or you could have been ultra suave and asked her over to your place for a drink. And been super classy and cooked for her. YDI for being a pussy.

hapahaole85 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 17:58

perfect

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:32

You should have said you were busy and rescheduled it. Don't let her think you're not interested at least.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:12

Exactly. This didn't have to be a huge FML but now it's a YDI. I would've thought she was buying the drinks but I guess it's rude to let a person pay for your drinks all night long.

rubberbullets 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:33

beg borrow steal.."if you dont got ins you wont be gettin no skins"

petrolhead 12

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:43

do you have a bank near by? ROB it :D and its just the start of month and you are empty pocket, do you eat grass?

AmeenWhoElse 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:36

im pretty sure robbing some drinks would be easier than robbing a bank.

Cjeezy 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 17:28

lol reminds me about the bank that got robbed a couple of months ago in my town..

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:03

You should have declined that night, but promised her you'd go out after you get paid. Make up an excuse such as you had to pay your bills from the Christmas shopping you did over the holidays, or something like that - but only if she asks. I'm sure she'll understand.