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So creepy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

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Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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Top comments

Readoll 13

Monday 9 December 2013 18:59

Change yours to your new wife's last name...

neutralize 12

Monday 9 December 2013 18:54

Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!

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spritnerd 5

Wednesday 11 December 2013 1:19

technicly even though she has the same last name as you you and her are not married you just share the same last name

itcomesinthrees 10

Wednesday 11 December 2013 3:04

I hope this isn't giving ideas to other crazy ex-girlfriends. My fiancé has a bat shit crazy ex and I could see her reading this and thinking it's a good idea.

Plexia 9

Wednesday 11 December 2013 17:27

LOL! That's so funny.

jbgotswag 2

Friday 13 December 2013 9:57

she clearly care about you, you should marry her instead.

SAgirl 13

Friday 13 December 2013 12:21

Two can play at that game. If she tells people you are married, tell people she is your sister and crazy.

iteenlovequotes 19

Saturday 14 December 2013 16:24

restraining order coming up I'm guessing

Yasmine19_fml 3

Monday 23 December 2013 21:09

How is she not ashamed of being so creepy?

Kittencake4 9

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:05

You should tell your almost wife that you want to change your last name to hers and then your ex can't have YOUR last name

VampOfSavannah 31

Saturday 28 December 2013 9:29

I hope you at least have a restraining order, that's just ******* creepy.

skiddalz 21

Sunday 13 April 2014 8:53

It says youre a female next to your name

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:20

Your point is.....? Some states allow gays to marry

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