Work and Drunk: Understandable

Understandable

By Anonymous - 28/05/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 566

You deserved it 3 244

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By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 573

You deserved it 32 209

By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 977

You deserved it 912

Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 182

You deserved it 1 800

By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 913

You deserved it 39 294

Not funny, guys

By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 708

You deserved it 2 991

The Hangover, part 26

By Fabuan - 24/01/2022 14:00

Today, while working from home, I was super drowsy after a heavy bar hangout with the boys. I took a call from a customer. Next thing I know, the call was no longer there. My boss called me to tell me they left a one-star review on our site, saying I fell asleep and snored mid-call. Yes, I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 253

You deserved it 2 000

Boozing on the job

By paulcorrea95 - 21/09/2019 06:07 - United States

Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 798

You deserved it 194

The day after

By last night king - 28/05/2019 18:09

Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 963

You deserved it 3 007

Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 561

You deserved it 128

By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 084

You deserved it 23 535

manb91uk 22

Monday 28 May 2018 15:18

I'd you're looking for sympathy you're in the wrong place... If you can't control yourself when drunk, don't drink. Dumbass

TheUnforgiven 8

Monday 28 May 2018 15:10

Dumb. Ass.

Comments

TheUnforgiven 8

Monday 28 May 2018 15:10

Dumb. Ass.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 May 2018 15:15

The response you get from me will be simple: Don't get drunk next time.

Sinshine 28

Monday 28 May 2018 18:35

Now like know your limits.

manb91uk 22

Monday 28 May 2018 15:18

I'd you're looking for sympathy you're in the wrong place... If you can't control yourself when drunk, don't drink. Dumbass

thehunterofprey 5

Tuesday 5 June 2018 19:59

exactly

tranced_ 45

Monday 28 May 2018 15:42

People like you give alcohol a bad name!

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 29 May 2018 16:56

Yeah! What they said: alcohol like you gives people a bad name!

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 28 May 2018 16:01

Is this what a “vivid dream” expression comes from??

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 May 2018 16:53

I don’t know about fat, but you’re ex-boss is a useless piece of shit. A real boss would send one emotionless text to fire you. Only a useless POS would waste so much time calling and writing unprofessional texts.