Painful and Health: SO FRUSTRATING

SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 35 454

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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Saltime 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:45

My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.

kendallwendall 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

It's happened to all of us haha

Comments

gorina 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:37

Well damn.

stuffedanimal111 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:47

u said exactly what I was thinking!

xleanne_aLly 23

Monday 20 June 2011 0:38

how the hell is this a fml? get over it.

Pinkmorgan9 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:39

Get up and close it again. There problem solved

Jacobt24 19

Monday 20 June 2011 0:57

Too bad he is too excruciating pain to do that. Kind of why it's an FML.

sexxxysydney 14

Monday 20 June 2011 1:13

I'm pretty sure getting out of bed and walking a foot isn't gonna kill him. He obviously wasn't too far from the door if he could reach it from bed. He just needs to stop being a baby bitch and close it, or at least stop bitching about it.

missbreann 0

Monday 20 June 2011 1:44

# 57, apparently you are clueless....it hurts like a bitch when your back is messed up. Perhaps you should hurt your back so you can be a "baby bitch" too.

GermanOnslaught 13

Monday 20 June 2011 4:19

Well I sure think you got the "bitch" part down.

DCfan16 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:20

your throne being a bitch

MissRoxiie 12

Monday 20 June 2011 6:02

well said #77 back pain hurt alot, my father couldnt even walk

funnyfuntime 0

Monday 20 June 2011 18:18

My spine was crooked and messed up and I couldn't get up and walk

Pinkmorgan9 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:56

And I'm wondering why he has to close the door so bad?!

YacL 15

Monday 20 June 2011 0:39

What made you think falling off your bed would close the door?

JonaDona 2

Monday 20 June 2011 0:55

agree if you didnt close the door when you got up, how did you expect it to be close when you got back on your bed

BigHoshJosh 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:56

no one likes you

ZoZo17_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:40

smooth... now I bet your face hurts./

Carian01 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:41

Haha, I've done that plenty :P

InsertGirder 6

Monday 20 June 2011 0:42

Keeping the door open has never been a better idea.

ashseal 11

Monday 20 June 2011 0:43

that sucks. it happens to me all the time :(

MeConut 3

Monday 20 June 2011 1:25

What.. trying to close a door, then falling off a bed and facepalming yourself... happens to you all the time does it?

ChristinaLove138 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:44

lmao Fail! haha But it Dont Beat happened to Me :/ i got out of bed and step on my cat, she scratched me, made me jump and fell on my side, landing on a shoe and after i got up and closed my door i walk back to ny bed and step on my cats tail, making me jump and hit my drawer. i knocked over my lap :( i was in deep trouble lol.