So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
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sourgirl101 28

I feel sorry for your boyfriend if you expect him to do all the work. Ummm you need to do more then just show up naked!

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sourgirl101 28

WTF So he's cheating because he didn't have sex with you one time? What have you been smoking in that blunt?

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yagurlteeteexoxo 0

OP, next time take control... don't just lay there like you have no life... you seems to be wack or maybe he was just too tired to have sex... not every man are sex addicts... just saying...

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Hot_Guy_And_You 0

wow! he must be boring

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

And how many times OP have you not been in the mood? If he fell asleep that fast he obviously needed sleep. Think only of yourself much?

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spidersilkx9 0

what a boring boyfriend.. he's probably a closet gay and uses you to hide from his gay feelings.

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evilcartman 0

"men can't read minds" haha u gaylords must still be living at home, naked chick in your bed is go time!!!

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wDeemish 0

its not that bad at least u slepppt nikkid hahah

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stavrosg 3

YDI for not doing something to pick his interest up at the "oh" moment.

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tdub10 2

Da man was most likely jst half asleep n ddn't realize wht was up. Nxt time wake him up by jumpin on top n ridin him or ******** n hands jobs wrk to get da tgings started. I sleep naked ALL da time n whn my girl does any or all them things no matter hw tired I am I up n ready after tht.

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Spastastic 6

The* just* and* didn't* what* Next* jumping* and* riding* and* hand* work* the* things* the* and* when* of those things* how* and* that.* That was exhausting. Also, your comment was creepy and I didn't need to know any of that.

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DerFuhrer33 0

Well he might have just been tired. I've had my gf come over to my dorm expecting to get some, and I was too tired from exams. She got pissed as hell. And women say we are relentless when it comes to getting some?

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