Love: So romantic

So romantic

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 11:25 - Germany - Felsberg

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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IdaE 17

Friday 12 July 2013 23:10

Well, she seems nice...

mnwlf13 3

Friday 12 July 2013 23:11

what she really means is that he turn her down.

Comments

Twigz 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 17:52

dump her! she obviously has been going behind your back if she had an "almost" thing with another guy.

Summoner_T3L 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:40

Damn thats gotta hurt your pride, OP. I'm sorry she's so cold!

mete_orito 34

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:49

Oh man!! I'm sorry about that. It must hurt to the bone. I think that is her way to say that she wants to break up.

SpriteAndBananas 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 22:53

Better be ex girlfriend now or you're stupid.

terribletowel64 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:03

Hopefully you mean EX girlfriend OP

Deviant_fml 5

Sunday 14 July 2013 9:23

No, no... This is good. She's letting you know up front that she's "settling" and now that you know her true feelings you can dump her before you get too invested and move on with your life. Congratulations!