Transportation: So sorry

So sorry

By Karen - 31/08/2009 14:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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By newyorkers - 17/06/2013 12:46 - United States - New York

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML

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By letsloseweight - 13/07/2009 11:30 - Korea Republic of

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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Chocolate_Cake 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:08

Awkward. Very. Very. Awkward. FYL :p

thefaded 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:14

FHL for having someone expose her baldy-ness! She must have been 10x more embarrassed than you.

Comments

Ranoona 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:27

LOL!!!!!

Crethius 4

Monday 31 August 2009 22:28

Mylifeisaverage.com

sublime93 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:35

Meh, kinda funny Sounds like something that would happen on a sitcom

Nooneslooking 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:53

I read this in an Archie comic :l

zippyboy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:59

u misspelled apologiZe

SSJBra 2

Monday 31 August 2009 23:20

She's British, and you misspelled YOU :]

magichateball 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:14

apologise and apologize are the same word, just spelled differently....apologise is usually british and european and apologize is american......whatever

strive2achieve 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:18

just like a commerial where that happens exactly

mel322 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:38

lol akward...but fhl because she needs a wig i feel bad for her ....did u say "oh srry i dropped ur wig here ya go "

opendaz 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:53

oh shoot..u can share this fmls on facebook? what an upgrade! ...anyways back to the wig thing... hahahah.... aight..um lemme come thru with a lecture entitled.."wig = is a biggy agenda" hence embarassments.. ladies? dont feel bad... but sometimes... style fails!.. welcome to fake reality!