Transportation: So sorry

So sorry

By Karen - 31/08/2009 14:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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By newyorkers - 17/06/2013 12:46 - United States - New York

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML

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By letsloseweight - 13/07/2009 11:30 - Korea Republic of

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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Chocolate_Cake 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:08

Awkward. Very. Very. Awkward. FYL :p

thefaded 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:14

FHL for having someone expose her baldy-ness! She must have been 10x more embarrassed than you.

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idrownfish 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:12

LMAO

kAhlie 0

Friday 9 April 2010 17:06

hahahaha. that is hilarious !!!!!!

yeahiknow0 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:28

That would be an FML for the lady wearing a wig. Not so much for u

pfcstuck 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:05

That's more her FML more than yours, but it's still funny.

fuckityu 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:30

lol

vampire_rising 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:16

just lol

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Monday 2 May 2011 3:19

lmao thats funny.... and kinda awkward

lexi0413 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:18

hahahha that's to good I love it I would have peed my pants lol

lagunabeachboy 1

Friday 30 September 2011 15:54

lmaoooo omfg! this is tooooo funny.

dhiran_singh 16

Friday 2 December 2011 9:28

If I was in that scenario I would crack up so badly lol

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So sorry

Same thing different taste

Wigging out

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