Capitalism, Cigarettes and Work: So unfair

So unfair

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boss decided that we no longer have to clock out for cigarette breaks, but we do for toilet breaks. I'm the only non-smoker on my floor, and I'm getting penalised for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2014 20:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

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Unreasonable

By Dano - 07/08/2021 10:01

Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML

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One law for me…

By P057M4N - 01/10/2020 04:02 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML

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Reefer madness

By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 12:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I told the coworker who sits next to me that I don't smoke weed anymore, after she brought a spliff to work. I then got called into the directors' boardroom to receive a warning for smelling like marijuana at work. I was only allowed one more warning before they were due to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2020 11:02 - Australia

Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML

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Slow day

By lion2294 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Laingsburg

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

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By Karansuni - 14/10/2013 10:38 - Germany

Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML

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By "jojolovesyou134" - 31/03/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I decided to stand up to my bosses for making me lose money and work with heat stroke... while my co worker got to go home early I had to work 2 hours later. Turns out I got a supervisor in trouble for making me work when there was help allocated. Now I have to walk on eggshells, FML

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By a816090 - 27/05/2019 18:09

Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:04

Is that even legal? I honestly don't know if he can do that.

yetanotherginger 19

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:03

Well, that's a pisser

Comments

ForkymeetsPorky 15

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:22

Well ain't that a pain in the butt.

ForkymeetsPorky 15

Friday 20 September 2013 0:28

What, too corny?

Kannachan13 9

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:23

Unless I'm mistaken it wasn't aimed at you. Everyone needs to use the bathroom at some point so everyone will have to clock out

militarybrat 21

Thursday 19 September 2013 1:01

Yes but the smokers can use their smoking break to go to the bathroom and therefore NOT clock out. Hence why it isnt fair.

carmagnet 11

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:24

Say you took up smoking. Go for a five min walk or go to the bathroom.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:24

Can't you give a point about that? Or use the restroom during your fake smoke break....

thatnucca 36

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:24

If only the loo was a portable...

DriAA7 17

Thursday 19 September 2013 1:45

Diapers...

Myo_fml 20

Thursday 19 September 2013 7:43

His boss's car is portable. He should use his smoke break to pinch a few off on his boss's hood.

Pat77235 8

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:39

Time to take up smoking...

Gnu_fml 9

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:40

And that's why you have unions! Making such a rule can't be legal.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 19 September 2013 1:10

You can make pretty much any rule about what non work activities require clocking out, as long as they're applied to everyone. OP could go on smoke breaks on the clock along with everyone else and not smoke.