Social anxiety wins again

By sierra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I turned down the first guy to ask me out in 3 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 832
You deserved it 42 017
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soul_aether 6

Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p

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Ryan_Jaxson 8

3 months ain't that bad, try 3 years...

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hqbrat 8

You should have said yes either way!!! What kind of person are you... And plus the amount of hot guy availability is being reduced every day :,'p

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biancanick1 0

Coulda been your future husband tsk tsk shame on you

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dajojonater 3

Just let that be a lesson, learn from it, and do better next time.

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laden_swallow09 34

42- Learn from your mistake and make a better comment next time. "Get better" never helped anyone. Be more constructive by offering /how/ someone can get better.

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LizzJizz 16

I don't get it, he was "Attractive" you turned him down and now you're complaining? YDI

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rockwind_ 5

I like to call it verbal diarrhea. It happens OP, maybe next time.

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mikomiko 5

Duh. You could have a smoothie or something.

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mrphychrs 5

smooth... look at the bright side though, your vibrator isn't gonna care if you aren't smart enough to know when your being hit on.

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kibotoyuki 7

Going to get coffee =/= actually drinking coffee.

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krewer21 1

Aww, OP, you really missed out! Stop the Forever Alone curse and embrace social interaction! I will pray for you...

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Albarufus 13

The wonderful conjunction "but" would have really been helpful for you there.

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