Social anxiety wins again

By sierra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I turned down the first guy to ask me out in 3 months. FML
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soul_aether 6

Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p

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Cowgirl9999 8

You Didnt have to drink coffee

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Unit932 3

...If I were a lawyer I would "I'd give you the right to kiss me passionately".

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xmaximusx 12

Oh well stop off for some batteries at walmart al is well haha

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Hiphuray4peas 27

Next time suggest another activity instead!

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peniiis 8

You could have just accepted and drank something else. Ydi for not thinking.

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hobojo69 23

Ugh, gurl.... Force yourself to drink the shit, or order something else!

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Calyx_fml 21

I once told a sexy woman who asked me to dance that I don't like dancing. It was the truth but stupid. She was one of the two women in my 44 years to ask me to dance. The second time I said yes and ended up naked with the woman in the back seat of my car later that night.

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