Social anxiety wins again
By sierra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By sierra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Your name and profile pic scare me...
Your name and profile picture scare me...
Honesty is the best way to start a relationship, or in OP's case, end a not yet started one
"I don't drink coffee, but I'd love to go with you anyway" ;)
I don't think she did the hot coffee mod properly...
...But some tea would be nice?
Maybe you should start drinking coffee.
Have some butterbeer instead....bitches love that shit.
*witches 0.o
lol
Get used to the fact that there are a bunch of people who do not drink coffee. I don't like coffee either.
Derpity Derp Derp
sar·casm/?sär?kaz?m/ Noun: The use to mock or convey contempt.
No.
It's pretty obvious that you're clueless as to how sarcasm is actually used. Here, let me help: if I were to say "Oh wow, what an intelligent and thought-provoking comment you left there!" then THAT would be sarcasm.
Yes.
Seriously considering.
possibly
I know right? Simple matter to say, "but I do drink tea"
Best way for a girl to respond. Haha.
…or may backfire to imply religious tendencies. Read: on knees in prayer.
64- Can you be good at praying, by that logic? I think we all know what being GOOD on her knees is about :D
I like your idea 48 cause then OP gets free lunch instead of free coffee/tea/drink of some sort
Next time you see him (if you do again) ask him out to lunch.
OP doesn't eat either.
Honestly, I think all of us at done point have talked ourselves out of golden opportunities. This beautiful girl with a great personality asked me to a concert with her and I said no I don't like the band. Been regretting it 8 years and running..
Stop bean stupid.
A good effort
Glad you thought so. It means the world to me.
Cool story, brew.
33 - puns about coffee? Looks like we've found common grounds.
Don't cause a latte problems with these puns.
Guys really? Coffee puns? I can't stand you losers that have bean sitting around brewing up bad jokes to post on FML's
espresso yourself.
If you guys don't stop I'll call out Al Cappuccino on you.
80- this isn't a roast, this is a place for comical coffee puns.
Why not just say how about we make it a movie date? And people of FML, what does OP stand for?
It means Original Poster, the person who made the FML. Btw, first comment ever for me :D
Orion's penis.
Ah of course. Thank you. Congrats on your first comment! It was very helpful
Hey! It's mpsteve! Does anyone remember that, mpsteve instead of mp3..? No?
#7 open=original poster... ...or original prankster if you're with the offspring.. lol
It was probably a good time to start.
You should probably stop doing that then. It seems to be counterproductive to you.
Going for coffee, usually doesn't " really mean " going for coffee!!! Guess you'll be prepared next time!!! :)
There's a great scene from Seinfeld about that.
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Maybe you should start drinking coffee.
Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p