Sports, Football, Soccer and Love: Some things never change… - FML

Some things never change…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fresno

Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband, half-naked, and yelling at the TV screen while watching a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 19 November 2012 23:04

You've got to air out your crotch every now and then, why not do it watching an intense game of football.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 19 November 2012 23:14

You mean tearing off my clothing in a fit of rage whilst watching sports ISN'T normal? I guess that explains all the strange looks at my local bar, then.

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AngryAmerican 18

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:48

Better than seeing him bone another woman.

zykrithium 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 16:45

A man needs to be able to air himself out in his own house.

T1A2Z3 34

Monday 17 September 2018 13:50

Call ahead if you're bringing people home. He should be allowed to be as naked as he likes at home.

Dave TheWraith 2

Wednesday 30 June 2021 3:19

well its his house too, he's allowed to be comfy and probably wasn't expecting your mate to walk in

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