Parents, Politics and Miscellaneous: Some things never change…

Some things never change…

By bastardchild_01 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate, I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates. However, the post sparked an argument with my mom's childhood best friend, that ended with her telling me that my dad isn't actually my dad. FML

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By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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nanny1010 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 16:07

Wow! That was really immature and uncalled for! I'm sorry OP :-(

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 17 October 2012 16:07

Maybe she's just being a bitch.....? Sorry OP :( I occasionally post political things, and if someone is rude to me or degrades my opinion, I just unfriend them. What she said to you was completely uncalled for and I hope she wasn't serious.

Comments

beatlegirl27 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:30

That was so uncalled for. Your parents should have told you not your mom's friend

karan7991kumar 6

Wednesday 20 November 2024 9:46

did he raise you right? did he know you were not his and still did his best to fulfill your needs? if yes then he is your dad. if no, then you know why and you don’t owe him anything.