Kids, Parents and Work: Sorry for nothing, lady

Sorry for nothing, lady

By bad samaritan - 23/10/2012 03:51 - United States - Houston

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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Little shit

By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By justwantingtohelp - 16/08/2013 05:02 - United States - Highland

Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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Student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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You deserved it 116

MrVanAwesome 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:01

What a bitch. Needs to look after her own kids.

bryans1990 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:01

Some people are too obsessed with their phones to even notice the real world. Good for you, you saved a life OP!

Comments

drakeallday 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 7:19

texting will be the death of this generation

Special_Psycho 8

Saturday 27 October 2012 15:12

Stupid humans... everywhere!

JTTK 5

Friday 2 November 2012 1:56

Oh yeah you only saved her child's life, no biggy. So ungrateful

GRgoldfish 19

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:27

Im glad that there are people out there that still care :) I'm not going to lie, if she talked to me like that after saving her son I would have snapped but you should explain what happened then shrug it off knowing that you saved a human life!

hsRoseTyler5 14

Monday 4 February 2013 21:28

I HOPE that someone like you is around if my daughter runs off the sidewalk.. That's one of my worst fears. My boyfriend makes my daughter run to the corner and tells her we'll catch up. I'm terrified that she's going to run off or get snatched...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 11 November 2016 19:02

If you really feel that way, then why do you trust your boyfriend with your daughter?

Quiltme00 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:01

Who the hell cares if you get fired shove the kid back in front of another car

doglover100 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:52

I would have stuffed her phone down her throat.

Jebitesevsi 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 18:18

This is why I would NEVER try to help a child. It's regrettable if it got killed, but parents have nobody but themselves to blame.

hgp285 16

Friday 6 March 2015 2:51

glad I wasn't in your shoes, that kind of dumb ass assuming behavior would have set me off, I would have gotten fired anyways for screaming in her face