Kids, Parents and Work: Sorry for nothing, lady

Sorry for nothing, lady

By bad samaritan - 23/10/2012 03:51 - United States - Houston

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

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You deserved it 1 682

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Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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You deserved it 2 528

Little shit

By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 102

Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By justwantingtohelp - 16/08/2013 05:02 - United States - Highland

Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML

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You deserved it 3 428

By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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You deserved it 3 287

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

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You deserved it 2 818

Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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You deserved it 507

Student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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You deserved it 116

MrVanAwesome 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:01

What a bitch. Needs to look after her own kids.

bryans1990 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:01

Some people are too obsessed with their phones to even notice the real world. Good for you, you saved a life OP!

Comments

gregkingsley 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:02

And just when I thought all subs only knew how to press play on the DVD player ,you show up. Good job

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:15

Why is it that the most ignorant dumb ***** out there are usually the most fertile? A successful couple end up going to get in vitro, use a surrogate or adopt and the tailer ***** has 8 kids...all conceived in the first try?

ellytoad 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:20

What a pathetic woman. You saved a person's life. He will now grow up. And it's all thanks to you.

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:25

Ugh. Really hope you told that bitch exactly what happened.

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:32

wonderful parenting skills, eh?

NorthernGrizzMN 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:42

Was the mom Jamie Presley? This has whisky tango written all over it?

BobbieH 19

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:48

I think your post needs quotes around parent. This is a great example of idiot with kids not a parent. FYL you shouldn't have to deal with ridiculous people like this.

spiritfang11237 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:28

Mother: How dare you manhandle my child! I should have you fired for that blahblahblahblah... OP: No, you see lady, I just saved your child from being hit by a truck because your phone seems to have a higher priority than the saftey of your children. I should report your neglagence to authority since you made it apparent your children are not safe around you. The best part is I have video to prove this.

TardxxxCake 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:49

Slap that bitch's phone out of her hand and tell her that she could EASILY be burying her child for her stupidity if you hadn't been there just in time.

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:54

I'd have told her that her inept parenting skills nearly made her kid "road kill" & demanded that protective child services be called for "child neglect" & "child endangerment"!