Sorry Sweaty

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 12:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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emmingle 24

uh-oh. he wasn't too hard on you, was he?

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maz95 17

Well if he's the type, he'll find that to be a huge compliment! ;)

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trippymane 6

Well it's true haha. Watch your phrasing next time

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DDCA 24

You may want to change your oil. Or let him for a promotion. :-)

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dspolleke 19

It doesn't matter he was on a dry spell for a while (i am not sure but litterally translated from dutch where this means "not gettin' any " )

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everton99 16

Why do people get nervous about stupid shit like this?

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Jenn50 19

Ummm...because performance reviews affect silly little things like wages, promotions, and even your continued employment. And most people who aren't sociopaths do tend to get nervous to varying extents when they're being evaluated.

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everton99 16

You get nervous, you **** up like OP. Avoid the nerves and tell your boss "hey ******, I need a raise."

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RedPillSucks 31

^neophyte sociopath

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squideth 18

Lookout everyone, we got a badass here who can't understand that different people react differently to situations, nor can he empathize with them. How cool.

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MikeonFML 17

I bet his knees were weak and his arms were heavy as well. Hopefully no vomit on his sweater though

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pastispast 7

way to begin the start of the week with a funny fml

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