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Sounds like fun

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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Mrs Heckles?

By loud sweeper - 07/10/2019 06:00

Today, my batshit crazy downstairs neighbor threatened me with "legal action" for making too much noise. According to her, it’s "illegal" for people in upstairs apartments to use vacuum cleaners, therefore I must sweep my carpets to avoid disturbing her and her imaginary guests. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Elephants upstairs

By Anonymous - 23/05/2023 10:00

Today, yet again, my upstairs neighbor can’t stop stomping. It’s troubling. There are random noises and thuds at 3 a.m. I've emailed the leasing office several times to no avail. I even told the leasing office that I didn't care if my neighbor has insomnia, I really don’t, I just have to be up at work by 6:00 a.m. every day. FML

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Relaxing chimes

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 17:02

Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 05:06 - United States - Caldwell

Today, I realized how nice it was that, after moving into my ground-floor apartment, I no longer have to worry about being too loud walking on the floor at night. Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbors do not have any qualms about shouting or stomping their feet loudly at night, either. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:09

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:29

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

Comments

yellowman57 13

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:12

That sucks, you should tell the elephant, who ever it is, an tell them that they need to loose wieght

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:56

Read the FML again buddy.

perdix 29

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:13

You mean you're small for an NFL offensive tackle and you weigh hardly more than 250?

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:16

You sound like you're in denial.

clsgators 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:19

Move your bed so it's not right over the other persons room, maybe the problem is your loud sexual interactions

AthleticSwaqq 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:22

'facepalm' you should've had a V8!!

MisterEx 28

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:26

Attach ropes to the ceiling and use them like Tarzan to move around the room instead of walking. Lose the scream tho.

jenesaispas2014 2

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:45

that is a freaking awesome idea! just hope OP has enough upper body strength for that!

papahugsmefunneh 2

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:44

Maybe you're underestimating your weight

zann_fml 2

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:44

My kitten is 9 1/2 pounds and sounds like a herd of wild elephants. Size/weight doesn't always matter, but flooring type does! For us, it's the type of floor and sub floor we have. Which could be the problem you're having.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 19 November 2011 3:48

Those damn wooden floors.

mdtdnb 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:25

9 1/2 lbs is not a kitten lol

White_Knightspc 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:53

Use the Force. I have a bad feeling about this situation

Garytt 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:58

Beat me to it :(

SpicyPeppers 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 3:05

You might walk on your heels without realizing it. We had an upstairs neighbour who was about five feet tall and probably weighed 100 pounds, but she walked heavily on her heels and it was LOUD! If you don't already have floor coverings, you may want to invest in some carpets to help muffle the sound.