Sounds like fun

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 257
You deserved it 3 248

Same thing different taste

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every1luvsboners 11

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

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roydawgg 3

If you live in a low income apartment than my best advice is to walk on your tippy toes and stay in a chair or your bed as much as possible. There are people who work in the morning or at night so there is always somebody sleeping. Worst case scenario I've seen were these two kids who live at a low income apartment building my friend's dad owns, they decided to race eachother to their room, so they were running and banging on the walls and the youngest one got their first, shut and locked the door. Two big ol guys walked out and got ahold of the other kid. He was found outside by a dumpster, in the snow, he had broken ribs, dislocated collarbone, a concussion, and a bruised and swollen eye (I saw the pictures). The two guys were prosecuted and everyone involved was evicted but that is a good lesson on why you shouldn't make too much noise in a low income housing.

what? this sounds like an essay made by a 7 year old.

Dude wtf are you even talking about?

Minnie87 0

That happen to me except I was in vacation and wasn't home which my apartment was alone and my neighbors complain ha losers couldn't do anything cuz I'm never home.

Bludmagnus 13

Your landlord found someone willing to pay more for the apartment, or a person whom they have something with, and is trying to get you to leave or find reason to evict you.

Start taking tap dancing lessons.......... At home.

I agree. Small sized people are the loudest walkers! What, are they trying to make up for being tiny?

You probably do stomp about though, my upstairs neighbour does and its infuriating, he doesnt realise either!

I thought small people have loud voices, much like the dogs.

You'll be fine. I've gotten noise complaints before cops even entered my apartment and gave me tickets before they were all torn up by the judge if u present your case well enough

Wear slippers when you come in the door.