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If you live in a low income apartment than my best advice is to walk on your tippy toes and stay in a chair or your bed as much as possible. There are people who work in the morning or at night so there is always somebody sleeping. Worst case scenario I've seen were these two kids who live at a low income apartment building my friend's dad owns, they decided to race eachother to their room, so they were running and banging on the walls and the youngest one got their first, shut and locked the door. Two big ol guys walked out and got ahold of the other kid. He was found outside by a dumpster, in the snow, he had broken ribs, dislocated collarbone, a concussion, and a bruised and swollen eye (I saw the pictures). The two guys were prosecuted and everyone involved was evicted but that is a good lesson on why you shouldn't make too much noise in a low income housing.
Start taking tap dancing lessons.......... At home.
That sucks
I agree. Small sized people are the loudest walkers! What, are they trying to make up for being tiny?
You probably do stomp about though, my upstairs neighbour does and its infuriating, he doesnt realise either!
I thought small people have loud voices, much like the dogs.
You'll be fine. I've gotten noise complaints before cops even entered my apartment and gave me tickets before they were all torn up by the judge if u present your case well enough
Wear slippers when you come in the door.
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I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.
Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro