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Sounds like fun

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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Mrs Heckles?

By loud sweeper - 07/10/2019 06:00

Today, my batshit crazy downstairs neighbor threatened me with "legal action" for making too much noise. According to her, it’s "illegal" for people in upstairs apartments to use vacuum cleaners, therefore I must sweep my carpets to avoid disturbing her and her imaginary guests. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Elephants upstairs

By Anonymous - 23/05/2023 10:00

Today, yet again, my upstairs neighbor can’t stop stomping. It’s troubling. There are random noises and thuds at 3 a.m. I've emailed the leasing office several times to no avail. I even told the leasing office that I didn't care if my neighbor has insomnia, I really don’t, I just have to be up at work by 6:00 a.m. every day. FML

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Relaxing chimes

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 17:02

Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 05:06 - United States - Caldwell

Today, I realized how nice it was that, after moving into my ground-floor apartment, I no longer have to worry about being too loud walking on the floor at night. Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbors do not have any qualms about shouting or stomping their feet loudly at night, either. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:09

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:29

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

Comments

alpacamybooks 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:06

Just because you're tiny doesn't mean you don't take heavy steps. I'm sure YDI.

Tdevonner 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:07

You probably walk hard...my roommate weighed 97 pounds soaking wet but she would like dig her heels in or something when she walked cuz it was soooo loud. I used to feel sry for the downstairs neibors cuz I sure as hell was annoyed watching her do it.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:07

You're probably louder than you think! The last apt. I lived in, I could hear my neighbors breathe, their footsteps sounded very loud!

HU4L188 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:08

Size really doesnt affect how loud you walk... Maybe just a little. Just walk slowly and tiptoe

angel101216 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:08

Better start levitating!

N0vemberaccou_19 4

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:12

My roommate weights at most 100 pounds. Yet she walks on her heels and sort of stamps/shuffles her feet when she walks, so it always makes a ton of noise. Also, the girls who live above us always wear heels, so whenever they walk it makes a lot of noise. Just pay attention to why you're making noise as you walk; it rarely has to do anything with weight.