Sounds like fun

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 255
You deserved it 3 248

Same thing different taste

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every1luvsboners 11

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

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marpay 11

Hey buddy is right. I've had neighbors that were super tiny, but never lived in apartments so they stomped around. Doesn't matter your size if you stomp around.

If I'm wrong about this I sincerely apologise, however it is my sneaking suspicion that, maybe even because you're slim build, you never even contemplated how noisy you might be being. The way you wrote the FML sounds like you think thin people can't make noise. Do you have wooden floors? Do you wear clunky or cloppy shoes sometimes? Or your friends? Even a little kid can be very noisy, just because they are totally unaware, nothing to do with weight. Pay a little attention and make a little effort and I would be willing to bet that's all that's needed.

I hear my 2 year old nephew upstairs when I'm downstairs when he runs around. All depends on your floors as this person stated.

leadman1989 15

Damn this means we'll have to move our rehersal of brick shoes the musical somewhere else.

Put your Ninja Pro Perk on and you're good. :)

Xx_Dakota_xX 1
ILoveTabz 0
Cobro 5

Levitating isn't that hard, just make sure to make all your door frames a bit taller.

KiddNYC1O 20

Some neighbors are just assholes with nothing better to do.