Sounds like fun
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Use the force! :D
If I'm wrong about this I sincerely apologise, however it is my sneaking suspicion that, maybe even because you're slim build, you never even contemplated how noisy you might be being. The way you wrote the FML sounds like you think thin people can't make noise. Do you have wooden floors? Do you wear clunky or cloppy shoes sometimes? Or your friends? Even a little kid can be very noisy, just because they are totally unaware, nothing to do with weight. Pay a little attention and make a little effort and I would be willing to bet that's all that's needed.
I hear my 2 year old nephew upstairs when I'm downstairs when he runs around. All depends on your floors as this person stated.
Very well stated. I completely agree.
Put your Ninja Pro Perk on and you're good. :)
Buy a segway.
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I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.
Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro