Spirit world
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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States
YDI for leaving your dirty toenails around for her to pick up. If that's not the case then FYL, that's just gross and would be a deal breaker for me.
Maybe you should leave before she starts telling you to put the lotion in the bucket.
That sounds like some weird Voodoo kind of shit.
Take your toenails and run. Run far. Never look back.
That's the weirdest thing I've read in my life. But no judgment.
Two words. Run. Fast.
Get out while you can
Dude, run
She is definitely crazy. Seriously run. And run fast
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How exactly is she getting your toenails
OP, I do believe she may be putting a spell on you and you should run.