Splatter

By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML
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lex1459 38

Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.

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eatsteak 20

I can not imagine the horror, or what it would feel like to sneeze blood every were, on a positive note atleast ita not a real crime scene.

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clairesucks 37

Wernt you using a tissue to stop the bleed?

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michelle202123 18

Or at least prevent the blood from dripping down your face or onto the floor. I agree.

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MrConcise 34

Technically it still could be a crime scene. Might wanna hide that coke.

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SpartanMerc 18

Try covering your nose and mouth when you sneeze?

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lex1459 38

Things splatter, op could cover their nose and it could still get everywhere.

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lex1459 38

Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.

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wyverntail 15

I never understood why our bodies decide that an appropriate time to sneeze is when our jaws are moving and our salivary glands are in action...

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Ki11erC 18

Ah, at least I'm not alone in my serial killer with a cold problems. Man life's hard.

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