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By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 931
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lex1459 38

Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.

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adamhoughton 9

At least it wasn't a queef attack while you were on your period!

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smokecloud_ 37

You are a guy and will never understand our struggle.

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BananEnigma 24

......Queefs usually aren't an involuntary reaction like sneezing is. They're caused by using your kegel muscles, most often during sex.

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_kyleG_ 34

Might as well grab a knife and wait for someone to walk in, there are only so many opportunities for a prank like that.

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lyricalservant 21

if you woke up ******** blood and cum,would you tell anybody?

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Evil20071 20

@17 You're a sick ****, aren't you? That's totally irrelevant besides.

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DestinyNiya 33

I would've clicked a photo cause that would look so cool! Haha

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JayDay_123 18

Thank God no one walked in on you. That would definitely raise some questions.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

I've had that happen...Hope you weren't wearing white

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