Splatter

By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 928
You deserved it 3 435
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lex1459 38

Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.

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Badabam_fml 14

That's happened to me before. Not as bad, it was a minor nosebleed, but it was enough for my white sheets to need a good soak in bleach.

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countryb_cth 38

I had a sever nose bleed in my sleep once. Then when I woke up I sneezed. My bed and pillow were soaked and there was blood on the wall. Honestly it looked as if I got shot. Funny part was I was on vacation and my aunt was in the same room. When she woke up and saw it (I was in the bathroom) she freaked out and came running out of the room panicking.

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Turtle_Man 21

I get nose bleeds and one time I had one while peeing and it caused me to sneeze a couple times and it got all over the wall. I feel you, OP.

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mischiefkel 17

What were you doing in the living room with a bloody nose? The bathroom is the one you really want to look like a murder scene.

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maddieex 14

I'm curious as to why people might say you deserved it.

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Sandman366 6

This reminds me of an episode of CSI....where the guy purposefully blew blood all over the walls through his nose. (It was a bit odd to them too.)

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Brandi_Faith 33

I totally remember this and thought of that too. I remember being so weirded out by that episode, it wasn't even explained well.

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star_dust_babe 12

At least you didn't fart?

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SeriousJoker72 18

What ever you do don't use hot water to clean it, use cold water! Even ice cubes if you need to.

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shinikageWolf 15

If anyone asks why your living room is covered in blood just mumble something about lye prices being awfully high these days.

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