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By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML
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lex1459 38

Once I sneezed in my dads car while my mouth was full of scrambled eggs. There's really only so much you can do after that.

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lbanks_fml 10

You don't own a .....towel? A rag? Ur an idiot. I call BS.

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idioticmess 15

ahhh i know your pain op. i get nosebleeds a lot and for some reason i sneeze a lot as they happen.

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patatoguy 14

One time when I was in lunch my friend thought it would be funny to sneeze all over me with a nose bleed. The blood got in my mouth.

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Starham1 14

Once, I had a sneeze attack as I was running to the bathroom to barf. We still can't get the smell out of the ceiling.

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Evil20071 20

I feel your pain. I am subject to random nosebleeds. I have a reputation for getting a nosebleed from looking at my nose too hard.

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