Spooked

By thatescalatedquickly - 07/11/2013 08:52 - United States - Collierville

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Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML
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davidpropert 32

Since she didn't notice the tattoo until during sex, is it weird she knows her brother has the same one?

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Welshite 39

Your name wouldn't happen to be Joe Dirt, would it?

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groza528 17

...For added awkwardness, it was a heart that said "Mom" in it. But it's not the SAME mom! Probably.

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Lizzzzzard16 6

Wow that must suck shes scar for the rest of her life haha lol!!!

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Dilwann 27

Panic attacks typically last 5-20 mins. So half an hour may be a bit of an exaggeration. But I doubt anyone's surprised.

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glabberfasted 16

I've had one for almost an hour before. They're not all the same.

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jh921971 10

If she gets that worked up about a tattoo run like hell. She's a bag of emotions.

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akakennedy 16

Escape while you can!

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kbuglgbco 4

That sucks! Lol but it's unfortunate that was you first and it got ruined because of that. At least it's a memory you'll have. Sorry OP

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JhovannyA 7

What kind of tattoo is it ? Well FYL OP. I'm not sure she wants to stay friends with benefits

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worldclassrager 39

Was it a gang symbol? I can underhand then... A tat is a tat...if there is a repeat it shouldn't be a huge problem...

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