Spooked

By thatescalatedquickly - 07/11/2013 08:52 - United States - Collierville

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Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML
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davidpropert 32

Since she didn't notice the tattoo until during sex, is it weird she knows her brother has the same one?

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Welshite 39

Your name wouldn't happen to be Joe Dirt, would it?

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JuliieNiiki 8

Well why do you both have the same tattoo

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Setareh23 34

Probably just a coincidence. It happens :P

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Epikouros 31

Maybe the tattoos weren't actually the same, but the girl couldn't see the difference between the Chinese characters for 'stinking donkey' and 'toilet drinker'.

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askingandy 23

It's probably best that friends with benefits be fully stable mentally and emotionally

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AntiPrude 26

People with issues can have sex too bro. You dont need mental clarity for sex, just protection.

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little_one1 14

You have put YOURSELF in the friendzone.

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FinJage 18

The real fml here is that you both have the same generic tattoo.

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FrankHotpants 31

Let me guess, barb wire or tribal arm band?

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obri98 10

Maybe she was like raped/molested by her brother or something, you never know, right?

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anotherbrittany 5

If that's the case I would highly recommend therapy, that could come back to haunt her. Also maybe the tattoo it's self wasn't the case maybe it was an excuse to cover up a deeper issue, either way it's not normal I mean it's a tattoo for crying out loud.

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brandoneyez1 25

So many questions, what and where? Why does she know of this tattoo that went unnoticed before? Do you really think you can be friends with benefits without this becoming something more?

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AntiPrude 26

Not really business what he thinks about fwb.

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fictionaldiary 11

The tattoo could have easily been on his chest or back and she just never had seen him without a shirt before. The last question is none of your ******* business.

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