Kids, Creepy, Creepypasta and Neighbours: Spooky season

Spooky season

By soccerbuddyz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. Now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

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tundraman07 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:06

total prank

bubblepaarty 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:09

tht's creepy as hell . D:

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SammiSix13 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:26

well. she's looking at your neighbor not you. I wouldn't be worried.... that's a total lie haha

ig4f 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:27

the only thing I'm scarred of his waking up in the middle of the night and hearing "ssssSsSSSSSSS" then boom goes my bedroom.

Kazuya_fml 14

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:03

Ghostbusters!

mariselita93 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:41

Who you gonna call?

steffybear 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:46

That SUCKS!

mustasho 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:54

Did u say surprise butt seks? :D

londonQT1997 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:58

Ok Maybe shouldn't have read thus after watching paranormal activity 1&2 ): I wont be sleeping ethier

Kazuya_fml 14

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:00

Eep... I'd have to say you haven't done well at securing the dungeon.

unrose 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:10

I'd be scared as hell too.

amanda_smith54 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:14

that's so creepy!

Toesif 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:18

See if you can charge her rent

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