Kids, Creepy, Creepypasta and Neighbours: Spooky season

Spooky season

By soccerbuddyz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. Now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

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tundraman07 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:06

total prank

bubblepaarty 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:09

tht's creepy as hell . D:

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jennjennsofly 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:29

thats pretty creepy :S

Cow_girl_cutie 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

Have you not picked up on the hint?? Your neighbor wants you to move out!

aFMLfann4life 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:05

Wow! Your neighbor must be on drugs or something. Or mabel your house is haunted.

makcelly 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:08

Creepy. Maybe she is friendly :)

CuddieRyan 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:19

dude screw that I'd be out of that house the next day... :l

shopfitch 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:22

Creepy! Hopefully your neighbor was just playing a joke on you.

BuckeyeNut28 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:24

that's crazy

Ixlovexwaffles 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:37

Ashley?

jrgarcia1494 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:44

i thinkk i wuldaa shitt myselff'! :o

angiedancesalott 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:11

your neighbor is probably lying just so you have to move. dont freak out. as long as nothing weird has been happening to you.

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