Kids, Creepy, Creepypasta and Neighbours: Spooky season

Spooky season

By soccerbuddyz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. Now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 904

You deserved it 3 803

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Top comments

tundraman07 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:06

total prank

bubblepaarty 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:09

tht's creepy as hell . D:

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lilmillion22 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:42

Do you have slaves or something?

krystal95 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:46

Tell her I said hi.

chengy4191 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:50

Don't worry if u really do have a ghost then it's probably not interested in u and is most likely harmless.

HarrietPotter239 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:47

Get married, adopt a little girl, EXTREME PLAYDATE.

hibbyskid80 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:52

OH SHIT! haha

Omgitsshe 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:13

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters! 8D

eibar 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:34

Who you gonna call??!!

49thdevil 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:40

lmao dude you better pack your bags and find a new home

SpicyDuck 22

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:08

Problem solved if you're trying to Pisa off your neighbor. That doesn't solve the little girl living in her guest room rent free.

msjwatson 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:16

Def didn't deserve it! Wrong button pressed!

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Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 542

You deserved it 1 376

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 205

You deserved it 5 718

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Today, during jury duty, the shitbag who's accused of capital murder in our trial took the stand. The prosecution made him look like a total idiot. He got more and more flustered and eventually screamed at us that he'll have us killed if we find him guilty. I believe him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 929

You deserved it 2 617

Today, on the third day of my first holiday ever, I still have food in my stomach from the first night. Yesterday I tried to walk up the beach and ended up crying in immense pain. I guess a holiday wasn't such a great idea after being diagnosed with gastroparesis a couple of weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 402

You deserved it 151

Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 381

You deserved it 1 917

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 964

You deserved it 3 210

Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.

I agree, your life sucks 609

You deserved it 152

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 120

You deserved it 3 200