Intimacy: Spunky

Spunky

By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Not what you think

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 06:00

Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML

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Mostly okay

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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Lucky or what?

By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I put on what I thought was my "lucky" sweater for a job interview. Halfway there, I noticed my reflection in a car window and realized it was covered in cat hairs of various colors and a faded spaghetti stain from last week that apparently hadn't come out in the wash. FML

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cockymofo 10

Monday 1 November 2010 22:59

lol. he said "jacked off"

Fortuitous 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:15

You didn't see that one coming.

Comments

schalk 12

Tuesday 2 November 2010 0:11

Used a clean shirt to wipe it off then put it back in the closet? I'd call off that wedding OP.

Lennsik 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 0:13

Looks like this -puts on glasses- is a sticky situation.

anamend123 1

Tuesday 2 November 2010 0:24

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!

cassiieeX22 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:57

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:59

hehehe! good one

_Vamp_ 9

Tuesday 2 November 2010 0:18

I somehow read this as "after jacking off at work, I found a large stain going down one side of my shirt." I was like WTF? haha

luis01 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:00

lol

claireful 4

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:53

That comment was as stupid as your picture.

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:16

Cum on, it's not that bad.

imanillawafr 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:41

lol.

klutzycleo 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:12

Bahaha that's funny (:

kethery 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:24

ummmmm, put ur jacket back on? didn't u get hired to problem solve like that? idiot

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:30

Apparently you can't problem solve either. Management is required to be in uniform while on shift. The jacket is not part of the uniform, therefore it can't be worn to cover the stain. What might be a possibility is finding a sweatshirt (provided they have one as part of the uniform) or another uniform shirt to wear for the day.

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:44

If you haven't just earned yourself the nickname 'Monica' for the rest of your career, I'm going to personally come round and smack every member of your staff upside the head.

drawing_a_blank 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:57

If you go to work with a dirty shirt on, then you deserve it. 

carpediemryders 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:14

so did u skeet on the shirt in the heat of the moment or did you skeet in your girl and she squeezed it out on your shirt..... lol guess it really don't matter, you should have looked to see if the shirt was clean to begin with