Intimacy: Spunky

Spunky

By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Not what you think

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 06:00

Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML

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Mostly okay

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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Invaded

By icanteven - 12/09/2013 01:12 - United States - Florence

Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML

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cockymofo 10

Monday 1 November 2010 22:59

lol. he said "jacked off"

Fortuitous 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:15

You didn't see that one coming.

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KasCiaYr 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 6:50

He cleaned it with your shirt... I've nothing to say here Op, have a good life with him, maybe ypu deserve it.

EpicPear 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:01

Because you just ate cum cum cum!

InDenial 6

Tuesday 2 November 2010 11:27

C-c-combo breaker!

imright24 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:42

You don't look at your shirt just before or after putting it on? YDI.

Judus_beej 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 14:39

ydi for not buying your wife a shamwow!

blankaex 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:35

You can't break thecombo if there are < 5 parts of the combo. And you missed out on a hell of a lot of C's.

muhaidib 2

Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:46

that's dirty, don't you check your cloths if they are clean before you wear them?

yourlifesfucked 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:28

Sunny D and Rum!

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:13

Do all of you saying "YDI for not checking" Do you really do that every morning? I know that I don't. I assume that, since my clothes were clean when I folded and put them away, that they will still be clean when I take them out and put them on.