Miscellaneous: Stalker vibes

Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 199

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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You deserved it 2 531

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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You deserved it 17 833

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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You deserved it 7 143

By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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You deserved it 12 660

Creep alert

By Pop_Pies - 03/09/2009 13:27 - Australia

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

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You deserved it 4 161

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

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You deserved it 23 525

papertigers_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:14

if he wanted to talk, you wouldn't have to follow him around...he would stop. YDI.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 22 May 2009 10:17

Even if he was actually winking, it probably wouldn't have meant he wanted to talk to you. Way to make yourself seem like a creeper.

Comments

xoxo_carween 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:47

man: *something goes inside his eye* you: *thinking* oh my gosh, he winked! :) imma go around and follow him EVERYWHERE. man: *waving to the security* hi there, umm... there's this weird girl stalking me. can you tell her to get off my nuts? geez. :D okay thanks! hahaha ^ that was cheesy. ahm... if someone was winking at you... wouldn't you just go up to him and ask? insted of following him {stalking} him? because then you'd look like a creeeeeeeeper. :D

uneekfreak16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:51

gosh... if you're gonna stalk someone, why don't you just do it on facebook like everyone else :p

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:59

Was he wearing _the_ Wolf t-shirt, or was it you???

ariaviles 0

Friday 22 May 2009 11:06

wow. you followed him. really? who does that? i agree with everyone else when they say if he wanted to talk he would have stopped and talked. did you really think him continuing to walk away from you was his way of flirting? and if he did want to talk to you at first you going all stalker/creeper on him definitely would have killed it. desperation is not attractive.

missbadluk 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 22:02

He probably DID wink at her. But then when he realized she was a creeper he made up the story of something being in his eye!

kendalle_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 11:19

where does someone get off thinking that some random guy likes them? Do you really think some guy winking at you when they walk by is a sign that they want you? How attractive do you think you look? And you must have been really creepy to have him call security on you.

veganphotog 0

Friday 22 May 2009 11:26

Stalker! :O

Serial 2

Friday 22 May 2009 11:48

at least he didnt scratch his balls, you probably would of thought he wanted you to suck his dick

BeanieBaby 0

Friday 22 May 2009 11:48

But you WERE stalking him. Which non-weird people usually don't do! (and of course walking away is the most flirtatious thing a guy can do after winking! Right? :P) YDI

shani__ 0

Friday 22 May 2009 11:49

lol @ #17 How old are you? 12? Who follows people around the mall?! You are such a creeper! What did you expect him to do? Turn around and say "I noticed you following me around. I wasn't sure if you saw my wink, or got the vibe I wanted you to follow me from turning around and walking away. Let's go get ice cream but be home in time to watch the Teletubies!" YDI, weirdo.

Seegtease 0

Friday 22 May 2009 12:07

Personally, I'm more concerned about the guy. Really, what guy reports a girl following him in the mall? Can he really not handle himself, and is forced to take it to the oh-so-heroic Wal-Mart security? He couldn't confront you? If a girl follows me around like a stalker, I'd address her directly. Then I'd ignore her unless she actually did things that got in my way, then I would probably threaten her. I can understand a girl reporting a guy, but a guy reporting a girl is a pretty pussy thing to do, if you ask me.