Star Wars brain

By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.

stormer461 13

Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.

Comments

wagne057 6

You should email me this theory!

Well, that DOES make sense, except that theory really only seems to support that he was a key player in the rebel alliance, not the leader of the whole thing. Then again, if it's not Chewy, then who IS the leader of the rebel alliance. The movies don't really make that clear. Hmmmm....

65- the movies make it abundantly clear who the leader is. That was Mon Mothma (sp?).

ThexFroggyGirl 21

How did this make it to the site? This isn't an FML.

Volcan_fml 22

I fail to see how this sucks.

It's been a while since I've seen them. Was he in the prequels? I hated the prequels. I only watched them once and that was when they first came out.

newbzy92 6

What's so bad about talking a little star wars? At least he didn't do it while you guys were still doing the deed

She*. Just type Mon Mothma into Google. You should get a page for a Wiki dedicated to Star Wars.

JaysFanStu 3

Soooooo....I'm going to need to hear this theory.