Shoes, Painful and Work: Static - FML

Static

By jewel87 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wore my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

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Top comments

yakturk43 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

ydi for wearig uggs

capthavoc123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:04

You deserve it for wearing Uggs. There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

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craigkid 2

Friday 12 March 2010 20:08

chances are the your too old to be wearing ugg boots. Please consider this.

kyliebeatriz08 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:08

FYL.... I'm sure u aren't gonna forget again u are wearing those...

Triipwire 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:09

YDI for having bad taste.

Jannick_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:11

YDI for wearing those Uggly things :/

SubjectX 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:15

the only ugg product people should ever wear, is their slippers. you are wearing the boots and are therefore a *****.

iamchuck 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:16

That is shocking.

sabatical 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:17

Jannick my hero^^

mirkayscar 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:17

erikahhh.... I wear Sperry's and don't frequent boats... Nothing wrong with that!!! As for UGGS.... no no no!! I don't understand them! it's like a freaking house shoe made into a boot! So ugly!!!

CBK 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:17

That's what you get for wearing those ugly ******* things.

AddHam 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:17

that's what you get for wearing those ridiculously stupid boots

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