Shoes, Painful and Work: Static

Static

By jewel87 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wore my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

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yakturk43 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

ydi for wearig uggs

capthavoc123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:04

You deserve it for wearing Uggs. There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

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emorris15 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:51

first off computers are plastic not metal so unless your a computer repair ladie (doubtful) then no way you can be shocked on a computer

ninba20 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:52

ydi for trying to go in ur UGGS boot to work...hahaha

Jessicaiful 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:52

That hasn't happened to me before... then again I do wear fuggs :[

Coccinelle_fml 15

Friday 12 March 2010 20:54

YDI for wearing the second ugliest shoe known to mankind (the first one being crocs, obviously)

aardvarkish 15

Friday 12 March 2010 20:54

even the laws of physics have taste

tommymendo 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:07

Pick up your damn feet when you walk!!!

BluPenguin 3

Friday 12 March 2010 21:08

I think there is enough "UGGs suck comments" I say you just yell "PIKACHU" everytime you touch something.

BooHaUrScared 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:08

eww uggs

Monikabug 9

Friday 12 March 2010 21:12

Go on and get you a pair, girl. :)

GTR10 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:13

ok um wen u touch metal... wut kinda computer r u using.... there made wit plastic!!!! dumbass

Monikabug 9

Friday 12 March 2010 21:18

^ I don't even need to point out the irony here.

KurouTenshi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:52

@73 What is this "plastic" you speak of. p..pll...pl..aasss..t-t-t..iiiic pl..ass...tic pl..ass Wait, did you just call me an "ass"?!

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