Birthday, Clothes, Party and Miscellaneous: Stay fresh

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By bluewinter - 23/05/2009 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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You deserved it 142

By neverbeenkissed - 03/07/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 9 054

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 31 231

Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 5 099

Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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You deserved it 2 731

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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You deserved it 3 989

By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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You deserved it 7 839

By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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You deserved it 3 866

wowfmlife 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:09

It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy

geesquared 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

So... I assume you wear women's clothing?

Comments

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:52

This is BY FAR the stupidest fml I've EVER read. Like wow.

JFox 8

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:55

Not an FML, but you said bloke and that's cute. :P

TeenieAmerica 9

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:34

Lol it is. :D But not an FML at all. I'm a girl, and I'm wearing a guys band shirt right now. I know a dude who has the same one, but it's only because it's not a girly shirt. OP, as long as you weren't wearing like a Hannah Montana shirt or something, I think you're good.

Poxag 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:07

ummm how did this make it through to the site. this isnt funny at all

wbrycem 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:16

Well I wouldn't want to be in the same room as a 14 year old girl wearing the same shirt as me. I'm digging the ultra high expectations of people who are on fml now. Why don't you upload ones that are better? If you can't, stop bitching.