Birthday, Clothes, Party and Miscellaneous: Stay fresh

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By bluewinter - 23/05/2009 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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By neverbeenkissed - 03/07/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 9 054

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 31 231

Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 5 099

Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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You deserved it 2 731

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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You deserved it 3 989

By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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wowfmlife 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:09

It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy

geesquared 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

So... I assume you wear women's clothing?

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BeautyAndBrains 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 6:21

Were you wearing a tee shirt from an event or a business or something? Otherwise I don't understand why you would be wearing the same shirt as a girl, no matter what her age is.

plethora 3

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:10

Ahahaha, I love this FML because I can relate. I have a Transformers tshirt that I bought from the men's rack because it was only ten bucks. Whenever I wear it out in public I get blokes doing a double take, probably thinking the same thing as you. #36/37: You're a dick.

raaaaaaachael 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:37

LOL that americans don't know what 'bloke' is.

sophiepento 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:21

He's most likely australian, hence for saying the word 'bloke'. Idiots.

00754chan 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:24

I'm female, definately not 14.. I wear a fair bit of mens clothes; but its usually those button up shirts - kind of like business shirts.. checked, pin striped, etc.. sleaves rolled .

cb7112 2

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:01

i'm a girl and i'm nearly 14 and i wear tons of guy shirts! even some of my guy friends have the same shirts as me. it's not a problem!

schadenfreudeFTW 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:11

topman, right?

Sneakyxllama 2

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:43

hehe, i love the word "bloke"

Clearsky18 2

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:23

Bloke? What's that?

bruff3 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:46

hahahahaha "BLOKE"!!!!!! i wish i was british

lovelikewar 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:30

if it was a tshirt that's not that embarrassing, a LOT of tshirts are made in both men and women's sizes. people who don't realize bloke=boy are idiots