Staycation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 02:09 - United States

Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML
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ActionManly 11

Order pizza, it'll be like room service.

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ClassyCommando 13

Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.

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aisg 14

Then get a bunch Of stuff from random places, close your eyes, smell the things, and start daydreaming

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downtime 12

Many people aren't on vacation right now...thats why it's called vacation and not "my everyday life"... I don't get this one. You bought towels and it reminded you what it'd be like to be doing something else? Great.

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twisted_cherub 14

Today, the closest I came to a vacation was driving a truck two hours to pick up a trailer full of milk at a dairy. F my life, dammit. My not-a-vacation didn't even smell nice.

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katcot99 11

Some of you guys up here are so mean :0 maybe he can't afford a vacation. Not everyone can.

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Branflakes78 13

since when do you decide when people go on vacation?

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EyesofStone 27

I don't know if going on a vacation equates to getting a life. In that case it would be pretty expensive to have an active social life.

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ClosetTroll 10

Replace the towels in your bathroom with new ones, line up shampoos, conditioners and other toiletries on the washbasin and get into the tub for a good, hot bath and enjoy your vacation.

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spottyblanket 8

I went to Japan alone...what's stopping you?

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wittygirl 8

Too many bills, not enough money, responsibilities, work, (kids?). Yea I know you pain op want to go explore the world but you weren't born with money and can't seem to get enough to go anywhere.

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Cablo_Gubla 2

Take DMT. You'll vacation farther than you'd ever thought possible. Though, if you do choose to take the advice of this random-ass user on the internet, don't resist, let it wash over you. Just remember that you're high and that it won't last forever.

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