Health, Awkward and Love: STFU

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By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:39 - United States - Salinas

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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Great job, Mom!

By BAintShht - 10/02/2023 16:00

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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Blockages

By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

And this is why you find out what's going on *before* you freak out.

lmmmr 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

Asshole. You didn't think to call?

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roughheart 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:19

#261? Thats just mean considering shes in the hospital, i bet she was really looking forward to the date, she probably felt bad enough that she couldn't make it, then when her boyfriend texts her angry, shes stuck in a hospital bed not feeling well. she shouldn't have to take him being a jerk and telling her that they shouldn't go out after missing one pitiful date.

FarSide 22

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:02

Well if she is in the hospital then there really is not a better place to have a beaten ass treated, is there?

whitey_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:10

you know appendicitis can kill a person? sorry she missed it. sorry you overreacted.

beckhamlover 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:50

haha props to the mother!!

crazyho27 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:36

ohhhhh haha thats a pretty dicky move! does she constantly miss dates?? or was it just that one time? b/c if so you need to take some anger management classes!

Literacy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:44

If she was your girlfriend, why the hell didn't you know about it? Her mom didn't have any justification getting mad out you. You merely though you were being stood up while her parents sat lovingly next to her on a hospital bed. Her parents don't like you. I advise you gtfo of that relationship, 'cause you probably won't get married.

mike307 11

Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:28

He would know if he would have tried to talk first in steed of jumping to conclusions.. Your an a** clown just like this guy.

This_Quiet_Storm 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:13

Yeah dude, listen to #270. Cause the only reason people date is to get married. - _ - What are you 12?

pentameter 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 3:52

This is just a generally ****** up situation. I say FYL because you couldn't have known, and from the way you worded the post, she had a habit of standing you up.

klakuv 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:08

On one hand you kinda did overreact but on the other hand if you didn't already know and no one ever informed you then how were you supposed to know? You're all at fault here for being belligerent douche bags.

RammsteinFreak 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:26

"Today I became seriously ill with appendicitis. That same day I missed a date between me and my boyfriend. When I woke up I saw my boyfriend had told me off and almost dumped me because I missed a date."