Health, Awkward and Love: STFU

STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:39 - United States - Salinas

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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Great job, Mom!

By BAintShht - 10/02/2023 16:00

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

And this is why you find out what's going on *before* you freak out.

lmmmr 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

Asshole. You didn't think to call?

Comments

Qauzzix 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:53

That just teaches you not to jump to conclusions. Things can happen! YDI

Asyuz134 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:53

i agree with 59, he should break up with her because she didnt care enough to let him know she was in the hospital...

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:48

You are so ******* stupid, how could she tell him? She wasn't even awake, and I highly doubt she would have been coherent if she had been.

mister_moops 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:54

i don't think i've seen a guy freaking out over being stood up before.

plexico 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:59

We do all the time, except most of us are smart enough to play it cooler than the moron OP.

studentwoes 2

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:54

Appendicitis can happen very quickly. The parents were probably too wrapped up in dealing with the medical emergency at hand to stop and text the boyfriend. When the mother finally got around to replying is probably the first time she had a moment to stop and consider him.

irishlassie731 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:54

Is this the first time she's missed your dates? If it is, why wouldn't you just call her asking where she was, and if it's not...again, why wouldn't you just call her asking where she was? YDI for being an immature moron and flipping out for no reason at all.

plexico 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:57

You are an ass! If your girlfriend stands you up, you ought to give her the benefit of the doubt and ask if she is OK. Then, you would appear the caring boyfriend if she were sick or hurt. Instead you come out looking like the stupid, selfish dick you probably are! You're lucky, though. Now your girlfriend doesn't have an appendix, you need to move on. I would never date any woman who didn't have her appendix.

rubymac 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:58

can you say ass hole ?! guys are so immature ...

Evilbeagle 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:58

Assumptions sometimes expose a person's true colors. I would not want to be with someone that told me off before knowing what actually happened. I hope this idiot got dumped after that stunt. That's just totally douchey.