Stimulating

By Wow - 13/03/2012 04:38 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
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kings1fan 6

Imagine how she feels when she fills her gas tank up!

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rattusrattus 18

Tip from your Auntie* Rattie - buy a vibrator and some lube. You can get them online if you feel embarressed going into a shop. *Auntie being metaphorical in this case, not indicative of actual relation.

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annoytanor 1

Send me a picture and I'll see If I'm free or not ;P

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gracehi 31

I really don't think that's from being sexually deprived...

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gracehi 31

Hey, all I'm saying is that I too have endured long periods of sexual deprivation, and I have never once been turned on by an electronic device. I think there's probably something else going on in OP's head.

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RedPillSucks 31

from sexually deprived to sexually depraved!

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Sumo69 9

Sounds perfectly normal to me just don't get electrocuted doing some dumb

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Dustin_Pedobear 9

I see here that ItsKaylaBitch just got that one thumbs up from some dude who thought she was hot rather than posting something worth reading.

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rubberduckie94 13

Op did not mention they are plugging the head phones in so nobody hears the **** they are watching.

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twisted_cherub 14

I once went celibate (yes, on purpose) for 3.5 years--no physical contact with the opposite sex at all. I got turned on by every phallic shaped object (bananas, ice cream scoop handle, hot dogs, gear shift,....), anything that had to be inserted into anything else (phone charger, keys, fuel hose,....), and every slightly manly scent I caught wind of. I actually stopped a guy in the driver's area at a truck stop to get closer & tell him how great he smelled. He'd just showered. Irish Spring is the best smell in the world & I almost nibbled his neck, I was so lost in it. So, OP, you're not that strange. At least you aren't prepared to rape innocent truckers yet.

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br0ccoli 14

I love men that smell good. I always go "mmmm yummy" in my head and close my eyes to smell them more.

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bubo_fml 10

Shit...I'm gonna get me some Irish Spring..."Clean as a whistle!"

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cornielious 1

I dont think sexual deprivation is the issue here...

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