Stimulating

By Wow - 13/03/2012 04:38 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
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kings1fan 6

Imagine how she feels when she fills her gas tank up!

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rattusrattus 18

Tip from your Auntie* Rattie - buy a vibrator and some lube. You can get them online if you feel embarressed going into a shop. *Auntie being metaphorical in this case, not indicative of actual relation.

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bubo_fml 10

When you finally have sex, I hope you don't end up saying, "Oh well...Ho hum...Kinda reminds me of the last time I plugged my headphones into my computer..."

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mouxouxou 11

With a proper toy and the wild imagination of yours,get ready to visit Narnia. :P

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SoultheWolf 19

Only one thing I can say... a vibrator or *****.

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perdix 29

Did you shove it in all the way at once, or did you put it about halfway in, diddle it around then pull it back out? Then did you put the jack just a little bit in and take it out, put it in a bit deeper and pull it out, until you stick it so deep in the hole, you can't push it in any deeper? Excuse me, I need a minute . . .

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OHai15 12

i see what you did there >.>

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rebelliousshroom 12

Lol! I feel for you. I'm losing my sleep over the same thing. But at least try to see the humour in this incident...

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