Stop! Hammertime!

By shotdown - 04/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 611
You deserved it 41 644
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Hgielad_720 0

Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.

45 0
funzcpl 0

ewwwwwwww! for a guy to actually stop in the middle of sex must mean your breath smelled like ass!

44 0

Comments

hnz 13

then maybe you could bring your hot passionate sex into the bathroom and have a bath together

5 0
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Well after a few swallows what did you expect?

3 0
carpediemryders 0

everyone is saying it's OP's fault, but did anyone think of possible foreplay, maybe she was sucking his dick or tossin his salad...lol it could have been him that made her breath stink .... I am just saying ... dick breath ass breath

4 1
DjeePee 24

Dick breath? Did you actually ever tasted a dick? Let me say you this, even if it doesn't smell as nice as it should, the smell won't stick in your mouth. Even if you swallow nobody will notice the smell of fresh sperm if you open your mouth. OP, that's the reason he told you, because you obviously didn't know how bad you smelled. And by saying 'that bad' you make the impression like you knew it was bad, 'just not that bad'. A bad breath can really ruin the mood.

6 0
sourgirl101 28

He should have flipped you over like a pancake and got you from behind! I hate bad breath too. When you have sex, you use all your senses and the sence of smell is a turn off when you're panting right in his face. Brush your teeth and come right back to bed. Not a big deal.

8 0
penguinazul 13

This really isn't that big of a deal. Your breath stinks. Fix it. Go back to having sex. Whoot, all done!

0 2
_vicky_luv 0

thats embarrasing!! :p

1 0
jellybean91 12

my boyfriend has done something similar tobme before.

0 1