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By wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By mcase - 31/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Compton

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 18:00

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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Saturday 4 May 2013 19:02

Smart kid. She seems like the responsible sort.

flockz 19

Saturday 4 May 2013 19:03

scotch tape isn't safe enough. as her mother i hope you suggested duct tape.

Comments

ex_stripper_jk 20

Sunday 5 May 2013 11:14

Okay, that's just too cute. And you can use that story against her when she's 16 and has a REAL boyfriend.

JadeWinter 16

Sunday 5 May 2013 11:37

Hahaha I love your daughter

slowlybreakingme 14

Sunday 5 May 2013 12:15

Brilliant.

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 5 May 2013 12:43

You have a smart kid! But she's 11...how does she know about protection already?

7yzzFML 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 12:55

Why shouldnt she? 11 is a very good age to know about sex. In Australia we have full sex ed at 11, and its the perfect time for it, and it felt right. Shes normal. Are you?

7yzzFML 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 12:50

No, she is not too young to socialize with and kiss boys. What kind of odd kid were you back at that age?

Kuhu1993 21

Sunday 5 May 2013 12:51

ADORABLE! I don't think you have to worry about her.

Judahsh 8

Sunday 5 May 2013 13:01

thats so cute!!!

Attica 20

Sunday 5 May 2013 13:22

Cute. What I don't understand is that you seem offended by the fact they were kissing, or that your eleven year old has a "boyfriend" (I do understand being upset at the lie, though, of course). She's eleven... at that age, kissing is innocent and so is "dating". It's not like they would have been full-on making out by adult or teenage standards. Puppy love is a rite of passage. Also, your disapproval and any attempts to stop them from seeing each other just make a "boyfriend/girlfriend" even more appealing to your child. I wouldn't worry too much... She seems like a very responsible girl, especially for her age.