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By wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By mcase - 31/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Compton

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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Don't worry dad

By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 18:00

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 4 May 2013 19:02

Smart kid. She seems like the responsible sort.

flockz 19

Saturday 4 May 2013 19:03

scotch tape isn't safe enough. as her mother i hope you suggested duct tape.

Comments

guy24 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:10

Um? Who cares? This is not an FML

ThespisTx 3

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:43

Judging by your reaction to a 5th grader having an innocent kiss, you're also someone who doesn't believe in Sex-Ed. That's why your child's so confused.

ambrosia110 3

Saturday 17 August 2013 15:42

That's just hilarious.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Monday 26 August 2013 3:37

I'm 12 soon to be 13 . And I have never had a GF or a first kiss . Goddamnit

anonymous1604_fml 19

Saturday 15 November 2014 19:02

Hey at least she knows to use protection

kybon 12

Sunday 1 February 2015 19:15

And just sit there and think to yourself that you raised a responsible, if not slightly uneducated on sex-ed child. But hey, at least shes not pregnant at 11 like some kids these days

iraisadumbass 14

Saturday 27 June 2015 17:22

I had my "first kiss" when I was 11. I still knew better than to risk getting pregnant. Everyone stop saying how one innocent kiss is going to ruin her life. It is cute.